Terms and Conditions

Last updated: March 28, 2025

Babe, come here a sec. Again with the legal stuff, right?

H.E.LLC (haafamillion Entertainment LLC) is taking really good care of your girl.
And they want to make sure they’re covered. And I want that too. Because if they’re covered, I’m covered.

One thing I can say – because there’s a lot of “don’t share, don’t disperse, don’t distribute”, etc. –
One thing I can say is that if you want to quote me, please feel free to do so in moderation. And give credit where it’s due. Come on. I’m bleeding for you over here.

Let’s say… 600 words. If you want to share more than 600 words, please email me and ask if it’s okay. I mean, that’s two BSKY posts, right? That’s a longer reddit post than anyone ever actually reads.

If you have a friend who’s broke, but you want them to enjoy the book, please don’t send them the .pdf. Please send them to me and I’ll take care of them. That way I get to connect with them, make a new friend, I get the joy of sharing my work on my terms. Is that alright?

Thanks, babe.

Now for the official word…

Welcome to viciouskitten.ink. By accessing or using this website, you agree to the following terms and conditions. If you do not agree with any part of these terms, you should not use this site or purchase any of our products.

By using this site and its related services, you affirm that you are over 18 years of age.


1. Who We Are

This site is operated by haafamillion Entertainment LLC, a registered business in the State of New Mexico, USA. For questions or concerns, email us at haafamillionentertainment@gmail.com.


2. Products & Services

We offer digital and physical products, including but not limited to downloadable books and limited print editions. Product descriptions, pricing, and availability are subject to change without notice.


3. Orders & Payments

All orders are processed securely through Stripe. We do not store or handle your credit card information directly. Prices are listed in USD. We reserve the right to refuse or cancel any order at our discretion.


4. Digital Downloads

Digital products are delivered electronically. By purchasing, you receive a non-transferable, non-exclusive license for personal use only. Redistribution, resale, or public posting of these files is strictly prohibited.


5. Shipping & Fulfillment

For physical products, shipping is currently limited to the United States. Processing and delivery times may vary. You are responsible for providing an accurate shipping address. We are not responsible for delays once the product has shipped.


6. Refunds & Returns

All sales are final. Due to the nature of digital goods, we do not offer refunds. If you encounter an issue with a file or receive a damaged physical item, contact us within 7 days of purchase and we will do our best to make it right.


7. Intellectual Property

All content on this site—including text, images, branding, and product design—is the property of haafamillion Entertainment LLC or its licensors. You may not copy, modify, distribute, or use any of our materials without explicit permission.


8. Limitation of Liability

We are not liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages that may result from the use of, or inability to use, our website or products. You use this site at your own risk.


9. Governing Law

These terms are governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of New Mexico, without regard to its conflict of law principles.


10. Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms & Conditions from time to time. Changes will be posted on this page with an updated revision date. Continued use of the site after changes constitutes your acceptance of the revised terms.